Known by few as TicToc. Is part human, part robot. Wants authors to be rich beyond the dreams of avarice. Dark Souls legend. Can still dunk. Can't hit a draw. Relishes in sending emails at 3 am.

Ginger official spokesperson. Requires peanut butter whiskey for maximum creativity. Only calls on one man for cover design advice. If David’s reading this, it may need to be repeated.

Single. Shoots first, takes cover later. Rated #1 in the world for customer service by an unknown source. Royalty and sales aficionado. Thinks Reagan’s dad’s name is Art. Still single.

Social media jedi. Yearns for the glory days of Destiny 1. Dabbles in Dark Souls. Mediocre at tennis. Has two big dogs that release loud and foul farts. And two demon cats. A master at design creatives.

Mother of Dragons. Can’t be knocked down, except one time, when a horse kicked her in the mouth. Arguably the best looking member of the team. Self-motivated and relentless. Giggles uncontrollably when wine is involved.